Monday, November 03, 2003

Shocking photo of secret human nanofactory!


Is molecular nanotechnology possible? Well, I have exclusive footage of my own experiments in bottom-up manufacturing being performed in a secret laboratory in suburban Detroit, with my wife used as a human guinea pig. Here we see a mass of molecules that have been spreading out of control for the past 9 weeks, producing a strong heartbeat, along with two eyes, two armbuds and two legbuds. Our goal is to produce a human machine that combines the best genetic characteristics of us both, we hope. Tune in on June 13, 2004, the day we expect to open the vault and reveal the new, self-assembled little Lovy.


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