"Commissioner David Stern, who sometimes sounds as if he's just back from conferring with aliens in outer space, told USA Today of exciting new developments, like 'sensors, dust-like particles,' noting, 'I'm not sure where we'd sprinkle them. But imagine if a sensor, the weight of a penny and sewn into uniforms, could transmit broadcast quality images wirelessly?' Of what? A player's navel? What is this, nanotechnology or pixie dust? I thought that Fox camera on catchers' masks was bad enough."
LA Times, on apparently tech-savvy NBA Commissioner David Stern.