Tuesday, July 13, 2004

Fisk and Chips

This just in at NanoBot World Headquarters ...

    "The government is to announce a radical new scheme to reduce the amount of time Britons spend in queues, DeadBrain has learned. ... Under the new scheme all people residing in the UK will have a small microchip implanted in the left ear lobe. The chip will carry the bearer's biometric data and banking information. ... The government official said that it is estimated that approximately 104,000 civil servants will be needed to operate the scheme. He added that in deference to *, the Royal formerly known as Prince Charles, the microchip will not use nanotechnology, or lead to any genetic modification of its bearer." More Here.

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