"It seems that the appeal of loveless sex to the average coed is its convenience. It requires the commitment of a De-Cal instead of a five-unit lab course. But would you rather study the social commentary in The Simpsons or the practical applications of nano-technology in the 21st century? Does the "easy way out" mean it's less rewarding? That, ole chum, is up to you. Another old professor trick: make all complicated questions rhetorical."
Daily Californian "Sex on Tuesday" columnist