Today, the dog was annoying and my phone line was being repaired, so I escaped to my local coffee shop to "work" with the other unemplo ... I mean, "freelancers."
Medical and nursing students study here, too, and I overheard a pickup line that stuck with me because I cannot decide whether it's clever, sleazy or both.
A scraggly-bearded man walks up to two female nursing students and asks: "So what part of the anatomy are you working on today?"
The comeback should have been "We're studying the sexual organs and we need a small sample. Would you care to volunteer?"
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Yes, well, that certainly would have made this post more nano-related.
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